Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Top Five Tips for Eating Ass ( Analingues)

Top Five Tips for Eating Ass

 
1. Clean up

Cleanliness is even more of a issue with analingus than with tradition oral sex. Taking a sexy bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean. You or your partner should soap their butt and asshole (anus), inserting a finger into the rectum, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually isn’t necessary if you wash well.
 



2. Ease in

Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their ass. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm breaths over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the asshole and genitals), and the skin around their pucker. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Assholes usually contract when stimulated, and then expand. Lick gently or tap the tip of your tongue against their asshole, and wait for a response. After a bit of gentle probing, the sphincter muscles should start to relax and welcome deeper exploration.


3. Work your tongue

The anal region is full of sensitive nerve endings just begging for your tongue’s caress. Keep your mouth moist and supple as you work their hole over. Keep your tongue loose and paint wide circle around their pucker. Make it tight, long and pointed to probe and penetrate. Work it in and out, around and around, till your partner begs for more.



4. Use your hands

In some ass-eating positions, your hands may be full keeping your partner’s butt cheeks spread to allow you better access to their hole. But it’s worthwhile to convince them to either sit on your face or reach back and clamp their ass open wide themselves. That way you can put your own paws to work massaging your partner’s clit, or stroking off his cock, or tweaking his or her nipples.


5. Pig out

Once you’ve got your face in your partner’s butt, don’t hold back. Worship your partner’s ass. Get lost in it, make love to it. Eating out someone’s ass is one of the most intimate of all sexual acts. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex.

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

CONDOMS!!!!!! –PLEASE!

I think using condoms demonstrates a great deal of self respect and respect for the person you’re with.


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Even so, I hate Mistresses that don’t use them, too.


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All the same, I went crazy on using them whenever, over the years, I learned that at least 13 of my Y! friends have herpes. Men and women and those are just the people chatting. Other friends have told me of different STDs they have and the numbers are amazing. What the STDs do to these poor sweethearts in terms of self-esteem, how they feel physically and emotionally, how it impacts their relationships and their jobs, etc. is incredible.

What really validated my use of condoms is my oldest Mistress, I train. She is now 45 years old. She used needles and has never in her life had protected sex - so who knows where she got it, but she has full blown AIDS and is now living with Slaves, because she cannot work regularly (She is lucky to be able to work more than a half day once a week) and she is often very sick (breathing problems, diarrhea, pain, depression, can’t eat - can’t keep weight on, vomits, coughs up blood, etc.). She is terminal and was supposed to be dead by August of last year (her birthday month)- she has been on her death bed at least once, since then, and she keeps fighting.

Scary is that she has been with many men who also did not care to use protection. Those men have been with other women and those women with other women and so on. What makes this scary is that my OLD MISTRESS lived in Las Vegas, NV - a place where people from all over the world come to visit, play and fuck. She fucked many who live in Las Vegas and many who visited there. In this case or the case of the many who do not wear condoms and who fucked a woman, MISTRESS did, - what happened in Vegas probably did not stay in Vegas.

It - HIV/AIDS - is a gift they unknowingly received from MISTRESS and took home to their spouses and/or girl friends, lovers, etc. HIV/AIDS and other STDs are the horrible gifts from a night of fun (or maybe just a half hour of fun) that keep on giving for a lifetime - or - they take your lifetime away from you in the cruelest and most painful of ways imaginable - AIDS.

Living within Las Vegas now and knowing how terrible AIDS is - seeing it first hand - I will never go without a condom, unless both my friend and I have been together a heck of a long time and we both regularly get tested for STDs. My friend and I have both have been tested, but not during the time we’ve been seeing each other. I’ve to wait with my women friends over 5 months and we still have a wait before we take the step of not using condoms, after testing.

Most women in Las Vegas say,”I’m a horny, playful and curious thing, so, I have condoms in my nightstand and make sure to carry them in my purse - in my glove box - in my over night bag and sometimes in my pocket - just in case. I’m carrying them in my suitcase for my trip to Las Vegas.” if not I will punish them …They should be strapping, paddle or whip, if they don’t carry their condoms here in Las Vegas.

I think it’s the responsibility of both or all people involved and having sex to act responsibly and respectfully toward themselves and others and for me that means using condoms or else.

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