Start with a young to middle aged bird and place over your knee Lift the skirt of the bird Season with twelve vigorous strokes of the rule to each of the panties covered cheeks Remove the panties (what kind of bird wears panties) Apply additional seasoning as before, repeat as necessary until the bottom side is pleasantly pink Apply an ice cube to each cheek, then spank each cheek vigorously until the liquid disappears Remove your belt and apply at length until the bird is sufficiently tender Stir with the flat side of a firm wooden spoon for 60 strokes or more.
Your Chick Flambe should be done when hot to the touch
Analingus Sex Positions
(from the secret notebook of
Sir. Sex Cruiser)
Best Positions for Analingus
Here are some suggestions to get you started. Experiment and find what works best for you and your partner.
Lying Down
This is the most natural position for many people and probably the easiest for beginners. Just roll your partner onto their stomach and start nosing around their bum or licking the small of their back. Before you know it, you’ll be down in the valley. For a better angle and access, have your partner raise their hips slightly and slide a pillow underneath their pelvis. This will raise their butt up and make their cheeks easier to spread. This may progress naturally to them getting up on their knees in a kneeling or crouching position, pushing their ass eagerly into your face.
Yoga
These positions work well if your partner is athletic or limber. The recipient lays on the bed and assumes a shoulder-stand position (legs and torso in the air, with weight supported on the neck and shoulders). With their ass pointing up, you can kneel upright on the bed and bury your face in it from either side. If you position yourself near your partner’s head, they can rest their legs or knees on your shoulders.
If your partner’s spine is really flexible, they can expose their ass to you fully by placing their feet on the bed above their head, or even placing their knees on either side of their head. This is also a perfect position for guys to attempt autofellatio.
Standing
If the person to be eatenI is standing up you can crouch down behind them. Here you have easy access to raise your hands and separate their cheeks for a clear shot to that puckered hole. Many people find crouching for any length of time to be uncomfortable. Try sitting in a chair and have your partner stand in front of you with your knees between their legs. Now you have the same access, but because you are sitting in a chair, you have far more leverage to get into some serious eating.
Another variation on the standing recipient is to have them put one leg up on something — chair, a step, the edge of the bathtub. It all depends on what’s handy where you happen to be. The raised leg not only helps separate the cheeks for you, but it exposes the perineum for your tongue to tend to.
4. Bending Over
If your partner bends over while receiving, it give you a more straightforward angle to approach their hole. Instead of having to tilt your head so that you are coming up from underneath, you can aim directly for the center of their vertical smile. You also have an easy reach to fondle his testicles or her clit.
Try having your partner lean over something that is more than waist high so their feet dangle just above the floor. A kitchen counter or a porch railing often works well for this. If you do happen to be in the kitchen, try covering that ass with whip cream before you start eating. Add some chocolate sauce and nuts and you’ll have a butt sundae.
5. Sit on My Face
Lay down on the bed with your head laying back over the edge of the mattress. Have your partner back up and squat down onto your face. When they become tired of squatting they can lean back and lay across your body. This is an especially good position if you like to do the eating. With your partners ass shoved so tightly to your mouth, you feel compelled to work your tongue in as deeply as is humanly possible.
The other variation is the always popular 69 position, where one partner squats over the other, and the partner on the bottom raises their knees up to allow access to their hole. This way you can eat each other’s asses. And if you don’t want to argue over who’s on top, try laying on your sides and bend around until you each have your faces comfortably in the other’s crack.
Cleanliness is even more of a issue with analingus than with tradition oral sex. Taking a sexy bath or shower together is a relaxing form of foreplay and will allow your partner to get squeaky clean. You or your partner should soap their butt and asshole (anus), inserting a finger into the rectum, and rinse thoroughly with warm water. An enema usually isn’t necessary if you wash well.
2. Ease in
Let you partner relax and get comfortable with you exploring their posterior before you bury your tongue in their ass. Massage their back and buttocks, kiss and caress their thighs and ass cheeks. Spread their cheeks and blow warm breaths over their hole. Lick, suck, and nibble their butt, perineum (the area of skin between the asshole and genitals), and the skin around their pucker. Get everything warm, wet, and lubricated with saliva. Assholes usually contract when stimulated, and then expand. Lick gently or tap the tip of your tongue against their asshole, and wait for a response. After a bit of gentle probing, the sphincter muscles should start to relax and welcome deeper exploration.
3. Work your tongue
The anal region is full of sensitive nerve endings just begging for your tongue’s caress. Keep your mouth moist and supple as you work their hole over. Keep your tongue loose and paint wide circle around their pucker. Make it tight, long and pointed to probe and penetrate. Work it in and out, around and around, till your partner begs for more.
4. Use your hands
In some ass-eating positions, your hands may be full keeping your partner’s butt cheeks spread to allow you better access to their hole. But it’s worthwhile to convince them to either sit on your face or reach back and clamp their ass open wide themselves. That way you can put your own paws to work massaging your partner’s clit, or stroking off his cock, or tweaking his or her nipples.
5. Pig out
Once you’ve got your face in your partner’s butt, don’t hold back. Worship your partner’s ass. Get lost in it, make love to it. Eating out someone’s ass is one of the most intimate of all sexual acts. If both partners approach it with openness and enthusiasm, they will be rewarded with unparalleled enjoyment, whether eating ass is a main course, a spicy side dish, or appetizer for anal sex.
Let’s face it: no matter how pink, puckered, squeaky clean, and appealing your partner’s asshole is, you know what comes out of it. And you’re putting your tongue up there. How healthy can that be? It’s natural to be concerned about contracting an infection or disease through oral-to-anal contact. For answers about the risks associated with analingus (also called eating ass, rimming, or tossing salad), we went straight to the horse’s mouth — the Centers for Disease Control (CDC).
STDs and More
The intestinal tract is filled with bacteria that are part of the digestive process; these do not pose any health threat. However, eating ass will expose you to any bad germs or infections harbored in your partner’s intestinal tract or anal area. The CDC warns that “rimming carries a risk of transmission of STDs including hepatitis A. There is also risk of intestinal parasites, like cryptosporidiosis.”
In addition, the CDC cautions that “immunocompromised persons are suggested to avoid performing this activity.” So if you aren’t in good health and have an immune deficiency (say from AIDS or chemotherapy), eating ass could put you at serious risk.
Here’s a rundown of some of the diseases you could be exposed to when eating ass:
Hepatitis A: Hepatitis A is a virus spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. It affects the liver and causes symptoms such as jaundice, fatigue, and nausea. It is not a chronic infection, unlike hepatitis C. Hepatitis A can be prevented with a vaccine given before or shortly after exposure.
E. coli: This is a bacterial infection spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person. Its symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and intestinal bleeding.
Intestinal parasites: These are microbial organisms that cause intestinal diseases including cryptosporidiosis, dysentery, and giardiasis. Symptoms include diarrhea, fever, and stomach pain. Again, these are spread through oral contact with the fecal matter of an infected person.
Bacterial infections: If a person contracts food poisoning, the bacteria that causes it, say salmonella for example, will be shed in their feces and could be transmitted through oral-anal contact. Symptoms include diarrhea and vomiting.
Other STDs: If the receiving partner has a rectal gonorrhea infection, it could be contracted by the active partner; gonorrhea can infect the mouth and throat. This means that theoretically a person with an oral gonorrhea infection could transmit it to the ass that they’re eating. Other STDs that can be transmitted through oral-anal contact include syphilis and herpes, if either partner has an active lesion in their mouth or anal area.
HIV Risk?
Finally some good news: your chances of being infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, are pretty low while eating ass. The CDC reports that the HIV virus is not found in feces itself. And the amount of HIV that can be present in saliva is too small to infect another person, making mouth-to-ass infection unlikely. According to the CDC, “There would not be a risk of HIV transmission unless blood was also transmitted between partners (such as if the performing partner was infected and had blood in his mouth).” Or if the recipient was bleeding from the ass and the active partner had an open cut or sore in his or her mouth.
Playing It Safe
You can protect against transmission of diseases by using a barrier during analingus. You can use a latex dental dam, or make a barrier by cutting the end off an unlubricated condom and then slitting it lengthwise. Many people also use plastic wrap; although it hasn’t been scientifically tested as a disease barrier, it does prevent the transmission of body fluids. For extra sensation, place a dab of lubricant on the side of the barrier that will go against your partner’s ass. Hold the barrier in place firmly, and place your tongue against it to lick and probe their asshole.
The Bottom Line
If both you and your partner are healthy, your risk of contracting a disease through analingus is probably pretty low. However, there is always some risk in oral-anal contact, and there are a number of diseases that can be transmitted through this route. You can make the act of eating ass safer by using a barrier between your mouth and your partner’s asshole.
1. Start slow
Don’t be in a hurry to attack her clit. Kiss, nibble, and suck on her mouth, her breasts, her thighs. Like any sex act, she needs to be relaxed and ready before you start getting serious. Even when you do make it down there, kiss and lick and suck on all of her, not just her clit. Her labia need attention too, and many women love having a tongue pushed up inside of them.
2. Find the clit
You need to find the spot near or on her clit that is “just right” for her, the area that, with every flick of your tongue, sends surges of pleasure through her body. No, I am not going to draw you a picture, or describe a roadmap. The best way to find it is simply to ask her. Each woman is slightly different in how she wants to be stimulated, so tell her to give you guidance as your explore her nether regions.
Note: some women find direct clitoral stimulation too intense. You need to communicate to find the way to stimulate her best.
3. Relax your tongue
Many men tense up their tongues and flick the tip furiously against her clit. That’s all wrong. A relaxed tongue will do the trick better, using the broad flat part, whether you flick it or just bob your head.
4. Use your hands
Your hands are free, so use them! A little finger-fucking is a great complement to clitoral stimulation. You can also caress her labia, lubed up with her own juices, of course. If you’re an adventuresome couple, even try putting a finger or two up her ass. However, be careful not to put them anywhere near the vagina after that. A pair of latex gloves and water-based lube will definitely come in handy.
5. Get down to business
Once you’ve gotten her excited and figured out her hot spots, it’s time to get down to business. Flick your tongue with a steady rhythm over her clit. Don’t stop, and don’t change the rhythm. That’s the key to making her come: patience and a steady stroke. Don’t vary things too much, and for goodness sake, don’t ask her “did you come yet?” Let her fall naturally into an intense, mind-blowing orgasm
Virtually every man on Earth has had the desire to spank his woman. Whether it’s a kinky fetish or simply a spice you want to add to the dish that is your sex life, spanking definitely has its perks.
Today’s tip will help men everywhere learn how, when and at what tempo they should be spanking their women.
Before you rev up your hand…
In a perfect world, if you wanted to spank your woman, you would just do so and care nothing for the consequences, because, in a perfect world, there would be none. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works in the real world.
Before you begin spanking her, you have to first find out if she would actually enjoy the feeling of an open hand coming into slightly harsh contact with her buttocks. If she has ever displayed a liking for dominant sex or enjoys running her nails down your back, then spanking her is surely a go.
If you have absolutely no clue what she wants in bed, then you have to talk to her about it. I know, I know, that sounds incredibly “exciting,” but believe me, if you take a moment to ask her if she’s ever fantasized about being dominated, her answers may surprise you.
What to spank with…
While you have the option of spanking an ass with a paddle, a whip, or an abundance of other props, I strongly recommend that you start off with your hand. Besides the hand is best as it allows you to get the full feel of the ass-spanking connection.
Onto the spanking…
Now before you start warming up your hand in preparation, remember that there are correct and incorrect ways to spank woman. You can’t just start smacking away at her ass like a maniac.
No, you need to learn the appropriate way to spank her. That way, it will be enjoyable for her and you will get a thrill out of her reaction. Of course, you have the option of spanking your woman before, during or after sex. But to start, you should spank her exclusively (that means only spanking, not spanking only her).
Now, it’s time to bend her over your knee
How to spank her…
Don’t wind up like a maniac just yet; there is an actual etiquette to spanking women:
Warm up
Obviously, I don’t mean that you should jog around the block; rather, rub your hands together to ensure that they’re warm when they connect with her skin.
Choose the hand
Although right-handed people tend to use their right hands, you can opt to use whichever hand you’re more comfortable with — or even both, just not at the same time.
One cheek at a time
Just to reiterate; never smack both cheeks at the same time; not only will you not be able to do your spanking adequately, you may end up hurting her, in a bad way.
Position yourself
Place yourself in a position where you’re able to maneuver freely and accurately. The last thing you want to do is smack her on her back or thigh.
Keep your hand tight
By keeping your hand solid and slightly cupping your hand, you ensure a nice sound, a slight sting and a whole lot of pleasure.
Smack it up
Remember that you’re aiming for the meatiest part of her ass, which is the middle. After you actually slap her cheek, rub the area with your hand for a moment before you attempt to have another go at it.
Let your hand guide you
Here are some general guidelines you might want to follow amid your upcoming spankathon .
Make sure you have ample room
If you want to spank that bottom right, you need to ensure that you have enough room to raise your arm freely and spank it accordingly. Sit or stand in a position where your arm can swing freely. This leaves less room for unintended mis-smacks .
Keep the ass in plain view
Her ass should be bare and fully visible for the act. She can be in the doggy position (tight-assed) or lying down flat (loose assed) — so long as her ass is easily accessible to your hand. Even when she’s riding you, you can still spank her sufficiently.
Maintain control
Don’t ask things like “Did that hurt?” or “Can I do it harder?” What you should do is spank her and judge what to do by her reaction. If she screams out in agony or says anything remotely close to “are you trying to kill me?” you should refrain from spanking her any harder.
If she doesn’t yell out, or better yet if she moans with delight, then I strongly recommend that you spank her slightly harder and don’t forget that you shouldn’t spank her in quick procession. Take your time, this is an art, after all.
When all is said and done…
Of course, chances are that her ass will be red and sensitive when it’s all over, but keep in mind that there is pleasure in certain kinds of pain, and this is one of those pains where this applies.
Until next time, enjoy the sound of your hand connecting to her bottom. Becuase I know they love it and will love you more for doing it, too….RIGHT LADIES…
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From Sex Workers Outreach Project: National March for Sex Workers Rights
Dec. 17, 2008
Meet at Franklin Square (14st NW & Eye ST NW) near
McPherson Square Station for rally and speeches.
March Gathers at noon.
March ends at The White House (1600 Pennsylvania AVE)
about 3 blocks away.
Join the Sex Workers Outreach Project (SWOP-USA) as
we march on Washington to demand rights for all sex workers!
On Wednesday, December 17, 2008, advocates from across the
nation will converge to mark the International Day to End Violence
Against Sex Workers. Together, we will take a stand for justice, dignity,
and the freedom to do sex work safely and in dignity. We are calling
for an end to the unjust laws, policing, shaming and stigma that oppress
our communities and make us targets for violence. At this vibrant event,
we will both honor the lives lost in 2008 and celebrate our vital movement.
Some housing is available for out-of-towners - consider staying on to attend
our big party that weekend. On Dec. 17th, SWOP-USA and its allies in
harm reduction and social justice welcome your support as we march for
sex workers rights!
This is a permitted event (pending approval). For more information,
or to endorse this event, contact:
877-776-2004 x 1
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In the field of human sexuality, a switch is someone who chooses to change from one sexual role to another; the act of doing so is called switching.
In BDSM, a switch is someone who participates in BDSM activities sometimes as a top and other times as a bottom or (in the case of domination and submission) sometimes as a dominant and other times as a submissive. Switches are very common; partners may switch roles based on mood, desire, or to allow each partner to experience their preferred activity
For example, a switch may be in a relationship with someone of the same primary BDSM orientation (e.g., two dominants), so switching provides each partner with an opportunity to realize his or her BDSM needs. It is also common for people to switch with different partners, such as when a person acts exclusively as a top with one partner and exclusively as a bottom with another. The act of “switching” may also refer to a spontaneous reversal of roles, initiated by the bottom, who then takes control. A person who engages in self-bondage can be viewed as taking both roles simultaneously.
